The Camper Van Bible

The cover of the camper van bible by martin dorey

Our Verdict:

5 out of 5 fold-out tables.


It’s helpful, funny, and packed with wisdom whether you're a vanlife rookie or a seasoned weekend warrior. Should come bundled with every van purchase and possibly handed out at border control.


Put it in your van. Read it in your van. Spill coffee on it in your van. This book is your new co-pilot.

The Camper Van Bible (2nd Edition)


Live, Eat, Sleep… and occasionally read the instructions.


Let’s be honest—most “bibles” don’t come with tips on where to park your van to avoid cow encounters. But this one does. The Camper Van Bible (2nd edition) is the ultimate glovebox guru for anyone who’s ever thought, “What’s that smell? Did I leave the gas on? Also, how do you empty a toilet cassette without losing your soul?”


Written with charm, knowledge, and more campervan love than your nan’s Victoria sponge has butter, this book is part how-to, part lifestyle inspo, and part "don’t make the same mistake I did."


Highlights:

  • Van life hacks that feel like being quietly handed the answers in an exam.
  • Campsite etiquette (including the all-important do not borrow someone's awning peg mallet without asking).
  • Layout options that will have you rearranging your van like it’s a mobile episode of Grand Designs.
  • Genuinely useful advice about cooking, storage, and dealing with "moisture" (the uninvited guest in all campervans).



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Read by a Wild Viewpoint Bring a stack of paperbacks (or your Kindle), a cosy blanket and pick a dramatic overlook—cliffs, fields, or woodland nooks. Challenge yourself: no moving until the sunset or you finish a chapter (or the whole book!). Ask Locals for Their Secret Spots Skip the tourist traps, Chat to a friendly local and discover hidden waterfalls, secret trails, or that cosy country café known only to the regulars. Wild Swim Adventure Find a secluded river, pine‑fringed lake, or coastal cove and take the plunge. The shock, giggles and eventual triumph are pure magic. Afterwards, lounge on a rock and sip tea from your flask while the world wakes up. Create a Road‑Trip Sketchbook No skills needed, doodle road signs, clouds shaped like sheep, or the face of that grumpy village shopkeeper. Captions optional but highly encouraged! Stumble Upon a Local Market, Then Picnic Wander the stalls, grab cheeses, fresh bread, berries, or something unrecognisable and feast al fresco. Imperfect utensils? No problem crisps double as spoons here. Local‑Only Cook‑Off Challenge yourself to cook using only fresh, local ingredients, egg, wild herbs, mystery veg, maybe a local cheese. Whip it up over your camp stove or under the stars. Take a “Stay‑Put” Day Park by a lake or forest and simply don’t drive. Nap, journal, stretch, cloud‑watch, or turn your camper into a spa with a face mask. No world-saving required today. Scatter Little Kindness Notes Leave cheerful messages (“You’ve got this!”) tucked into menus, trail rocks or loo mirrors. You’ll never see the smiles you spark, but it’s a quiet joy to spread. Navigate the Old‑School Way Pull out a paper map, plot your route with coloured pens, doodle stops and surprises. No GPS? No problem, embrace the mystery. Postcard Time Capsule Buy cheesy postcards and write to your future self about this moment how free, silly, peaceful you feel. Don’t mail them… stash them away and revisit during a dreary Tuesday back home. Why Go Offline? Unplugging from Wi‑Fi helps you plug into real moments: breathtaking views, spontaneous conversations, and the simple joy of doing absolutely nothing without distraction. You'll return with stories, smiles, and perhaps just a tad of mud, exactly what makes a campervan trip unforgettable.
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